The Cinnamon Toast Crunch shrimp tails saga has been a rollercoaster of a ride for the past few days.
If you missed out, writer Jensen Karp claimed to have found an assortment of disgusting things in his breakfast cereal, starting with what appears to be shrimp tails coated in cinnamon and sugar. Among the additional reported finds were rope, dental floss, and small black things that some have theorized could be rat poop.
Here’s a bizarre, but accurate summary of the situation:
Although Karp’s credibility and character have since been called into question, that hasn’t stopped the internet from vomiting out jokes and memes poking fun at the disgusting possibility of sitting down for a sugary breakfast only to discover unexpected odds and ends mixed in with your food.
Here are some of the best—if you can stomach it.